Why didn't I think of this sooner?

On the way home tonight, I picked up a work light[1]. Now I can pull weeds at night. I've already made significant inroads on the mini-jungle; most of the remaining weeds could pass for intended plants in a pinch.

[1] I got mine at Home Depot, but this was the best picture I could find online. Spiffy case and 2 extra bulbs -- which store in the light -- included. Possibly the butchest $30 I've spent :)